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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta
rehta." Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

4 hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho
ko
pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu
chatri
pakad ke dal na".