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Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir
gita pe
haath

Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".

Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door ----- bcoz it was an
entrance exam.

Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a
swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they are studying him.

Height of stupidity:
two sardar fighting for the window seat on a scooter

HOW DID YOU DIE?


Two women are in heaven: One woman says to another,
"how did you die"?

"I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful"
says the first woman.

"How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very
uncomfortable at first," says the second woman. "You get the hakes,and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping."

"How about you, how did you die?" asked the second
woman. "I had a heart attack," says the first woman. "You see I
knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could! to the attic, and just as I get there, I had a massive heart attack and died.

The second woman shakes her head. "What a pity ... if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!!!!!!